Crappy Woodworking is a site dedicated to the worst in woodworking and wood turning. Yes, this stuff is crap! It is being turned by some guy that just bought a lathe and planer. He even has a cheap table and chop saw. He can't pull a measurement to save his life.
 
No two surfaces are square.  No two surfaces are perpendicular. No two surfaces are parallel. And, nothing follows a straight line. This stuff comes straight from this guy's head to a piece of wood.

 

If you so dare, you can buy these items on itsy.com. They will be available next to the alien velvet Elvis portraits that some other douche bag decided to create.

 

But, if you buy any piece or pieces from Crappy Woodworking, it is guaranteed to work. Your dog or cat can eat food from a crappy bowl. Your fraternity brothers can drink Mad Dog 20/20 or Old Milwaukee from a cup or chalice. You will even be able to eat a meal from a crappy plate. You can write a letter with a crappy pen. You can even add taste to your food with crappy salt and pepper shakers.

 

Whatever your hearts desire, every piece of crap that is made will come with a certificate of authenticity. You will also receive a small biography on how the wood was obtained and how it was turned into that piece of crap.

 

Remember, It May Be Crap, but Someone Will Buy It!